I almost do

"I bet this time of night you're still up. I bet you're tired from a long hard week. I bet you're sitting in your chair by the window looking out at the city. And I bet sometimes you wonder about me. And I just wanna tell you. It takes everything in me not to call [...]

How to (almost) move on

Think about drinking on a weekday even though you barely even drink at the weekend. Wish you had that to numb the pain. Realise you don't like the taste enough to drink it. Listen to your sad Taylor Swift playlist. See how long you last before the tears start falling. See how long your heart [...]

How (not) to be single

There's a certain way to be single and I certainly haven't received the memo on how to be that yet. So you're single? Welcome to hell. It's been waiting for you. It's a whole new life and you're going to love it. So this is how to be single...or not. 1.Stay obsessed with your ex [...]

What to do when you can’t sleep

Start by laying there for a little bit too long. Then start tossing and turning. Rearrange your pillows a million times even though you know you only like them in a certain way. Try laying on your back. And then your left. Then right. Then belly. But then your boobs start to hurt because they [...]

A list of things I try to do instead of texting you

1.Actively ignore your snapchats and messages. Always be sure to never open them until they’ve been sitting there for at least an hour. (A minute). 2. Remind myself you don’t give a shit if I watch them or not and this overthinking is borderline pathetic. 3. Pick my nails. Wonder if it’s possible to ever [...]

Change is everything

"Change...We don't like it, we fear it. But we can't stop it from coming. We either adapt to change or we get left behind. It hurts to grow. Anybody who tells you it doesn't, is lying. But here's the truth: Sometimes, the more things change, the more they stay the same. And sometimes, oh, sometimes [...]