Welcome to the 9th of January, when you’re crap at life again

You woke up on January 1st (at mid day because getting in at 4am is rough) with all the ambition and motivation in the world. You jump up (with a pounding headache and the intense urge to vomit) and try to pretend you aren't as hungover as you actually are. Don't be concerned you are [...]

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New Year’s Day

It's January 1st. It's a new day. It's a new month. It's a new year. You could even say it's a new me. There's glitter on my floor from last night. From when I spilt my loose eye shadow all over the floor in a rush to get ready for pre drinks. Flash forward to [...]